What's new and/or interesting in Philly theaters this weekend.
Infamous - The real-life story of Truman Capote and his experiences while writing his book on a real-life murder case, In Cold Blood. Wait a minute, that sounds familiar. Where have we heard of this movie before? Oh, that's right! It was called Capote, and they made it last year! Seriously, what are they thinking putting out another movie about the exact same story barely a year later? Who's going to want to go see this movie, besides complete Capote freaks? Admittedly, this film seems to be focusing more on the relationship between Capote and convicted killer Perry Smith, and it is packed to the gills with stars (including Sigourney Weaver, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hope Davis, Isabella Rossellini, Peter Bogdanovich, Jeff Daniels, Daniel Craig as Smith, Sandra Bullock as Harper Lee, and Toby Jones as Capote). But can it possibly compare to the critically acclaimed Capote? And can anyone stand to listen to somebody do an impersonation of that annoying voice for another two hours? It doesn't look that way.
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Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse
Jesus Camp - A documentary about a super-creepy born-again Christian summer camp in North Dakota where they train kids as young as 6 years old to be incredibly fanatical members of "God's army," who will fight to "take back America for Christ," via prophecy and politics. Probably scary as hell, but probably also utterly fascinating. Extremists are bad people, but they're definitely something to see.
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Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse
Most Likely to Rule: Matador - Not the more recent film with Pierce Brosnan, but the mid-'80s Pedro Almodovar flick, now re-released for your viewing pleasure. This sounds like a particularly disturbing film from Almodovar, about a washed-up matador named Nacho Martinez who is now secretly starring in snuff films, and a young would-be matador named Angel (Antonio Banderas), terrified of drawing blood, who looks to the older man for guidance. Angel ends up raping Martinez's girlfriend to prove he's a man, but when no one believes his confession, he claims he's also responsible for a recent string of serial killings which were actually perpetrated by (dum dum dum) Martinez! To make things worse, Angel's feminist attorney may turn out to be Martinez's next victim. Sex, violence, and insane plot twists - yep, it's Almodovar, all right!
Showing at: Ritz at the Bourse
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints - Writer/director Dito Montiel decided to stick with what he knew and made his first movie about his own life. The frame story follows the older Dito (Robert Downey Jr.) coming back to his hometown of Astoria, NY and dealing with the family and friends he left behind. His return stirs up memories which are the real meat of the film - a coming-of-age story told in flashbacks. A lot of Dito's friends ended up dead, on drugs, or in prison, but with the help of certain "saints" he survived and made his way out. Starring folks like Rosario Dawson, Chazz Palminteri, Dianne Wiest, and Eric Roberts, this one looks like it could be pretty good, if it doesn't get too melodramatic and preachy.
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Showing at: Ritz Five
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Shortbus - We read the description of this one - another film about the funny and tragic sex lives of hip young people in New York - and we were ready to dismiss it immediately. But it turns out it's by John Cameron Mitchell, the crazy clever dude behind Hedwig and the Angry Inch. And also it's supposedly the most explicitly sexual American film ever, outside of porn. In fact the film is all about sexuality, and focuses on a wacky bunch of people who end up together at a weekly underground salon called Shortbus, which is "a mad nexus of art, music, politics, and polysexual carnality." Okay, we're willing to admit this looks pretty interesting now, though also perhaps a bit intense and uncomfortable to watch. A link to the censored trailer can be found below, but if you're old enough, you're not at work, and you don't mind registering, you can check out an uncensored version at the official site.
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Showing at: Ritz Five
The Grudge 2 - The remake of the Japanese horror sequel - or the sequel to the remake of the Japanese original? You decide. Frankly, we don't care. It's just Sarah Michelle Gellar in another horror thriller (somebody get that girl a new agent, for God's sake!), trying to escape creepy white-skinned ghost kids who are part of a supernatural curse that kills lots of people...after filling them with rage, or something. Oh, and this time Amber Tamblyn, Joanna Cassidy, and Jennifer Beals join her. Whatever - we're still not going.
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Showing at: The Riverview, The Bridge
Man of the Year - From the trailer, it looks like writer/director Barry Levinson took what sounds like a pretty interesting and funny premise - what if a Jon Stewart-type political comedian actually got elected president? - and sucked all the humor out of it, leaving us with a boring, dry husk of a movie. Of course, maybe the trailer is misleading, but it doesn't look that way. Besides, if you can't scrounge up even one funny joke to put in your trailer, that's a pretty good indication that your movie sucks.
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Showing at: The Riverview
Most Likely to Suck: The Marine - Okay, get this: a marine is discharged against his will from the war in Iraq (what, he was having too much fun?). He arrives back stateside and tries to relax, but inevitably runs afoul of a murderous gang of thieves (led by Robert Patrick) who end up kidnapping his wife. Now he'll stop at nothing to stop them and get her back. From the trailer, this looks like little more than a 93-minute-long commercial for how incredibly manly and cool and tough marines are, complete with plenty of violence, sexy women in very little clothing, and explosions. Oh, and we forgot to mention the best part: guess who the marine is played by? WWE wrestling superstar John Cena who, according to Moviefone, has a doctorate in Thuganomics! Excellent. U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Showing at: The Riverview
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