Elite -ist Is Cleaning Up

Somehow, GMail said that Elite -ist had almost 2000 unread messages. It's not unlikely, really. Today, we selected them ALL and marked them as read. And goddamn does it feel good.

Austinist: We want to celebrate Halloween in Austin!

Parisist: Will they have to change the name of that Baryshnikov movie now?

Bostonist: Where's Charlie Brown when you need him?

SFist: Man...now we want to go skiing.

Chicagoist: We are never moving to Chicago.

Seattlest: You call it sexy, we call it barely legal...

Houstonist: Nevermind that it's a different species. We're just pleased that a newborn something is bigger than us. Unfortunately, it's also way cuter.

Shanghaiist: Awesome. Doesn't anybody like the gays?

Londonist: Wow. This makes us a little sad.

Torontoist: We're guessing that these stickers wouldn't work so well in Philly.

LAist: The many jokes to make here are all too obvious.

DCist: This post made us giggle.

Gothamist: It's almost enough to make us want to be subversive, too.

Image via Houstonist.