Elite -ist Is Not Getting Enough Sleep

This has been a bad week for sleeping. A fun week. But a very very bad week for sleeping. At least we're not too far behind in the -ist-a-verse. Not today, at any rate.

Austinist: We wish Kinky were running here. He's way more interesting than Lynn Swann.

SFist took a while to come up with that joke.

Bostonist: So that's how she can afford to give everyone a car!

Sampaist: God, it really is everywhere, isn't it?

Chicagoist: This almost makes us want to move to Chicago—just so we can rent from these folks.

Seattlest: We should have one of these in Philly. That would be fun.

Houstonist: Now, if he were white...

Shanghaiist: This is why we buy some things retail. With a warranty.

LAist: Now that's what we call irony.

Torontoist: If we're not supposed to like raccoons, then the Good Lord should have made them uglier.

Gothamist: Yeah... There's no way that was ever going to be a good idea.

DCist: Umm...is that woman dressed as Jackie O? What's going to happen to the panda?!

Image via Gnurf.