This Week in Celebrity...

...Eating Disorder Fun: The Kate Bosworth pic (above) is pretty old, but we just stumbled upon this game, and it rocks, in a really tasteless way. (Flash and Burn, via The Hi-Heeled Hotties.)

...Trendy Adoptions: Madonna has adopted an African child... Or has she? (Via The Superficial.)

...Less Trendy Methods of Coming by a Child: Congrats to Maggie Gyllenhall and Peter Sarsgaard. (Via Pink Is the New Blog.)

...Coming by a Child and Needing It Written into Your New Hit Show: Amanda Peet is pregnant. Her character on Studio 60 will be revealed in a coming episode as a big whore. (Via CelebNewsWire.com.)

...AmIHotorNot: Kate Moss can no longer be considered hot due to her ongoing association with Pete Doherty. But OMG, when did Charlotte Church turn into that? (Via Hollywood Tuna.)

...Odd Couples: You'll have to see this one. There are no words. (Via Hollywood Rag.)

...Bad Timing: We are through with feeling sorry for Anna Nicole. (Via Yahoo!)

...Schadenfreude: Nothing would make us happier than seeing Paris have her ass handed to her by another blonde wannabe celeb. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Aging Poorly: Oh, Indie, what happened to you? (Via Defamer.)

Image via The Hi-Heeled Hotties.