The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment.

- An official decree from the Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia: You come down from there this instant, young man! (Via)
- And while we're talking about Spider-Man, enjoy this scan of Spider-Man getting kicked in the junk. It's like "Man Being Hit by Football," but even better. (Via)
- GIANT OCTOPUS BATTLES SHARK. We don't need to say anything else, do we? (Via Sarah)
- You know that cool OK Go video with the treadmills, right? We posted it a while back. Well, somebody did a stop-motion animated LEGO version...of the first minute or so, anyway. (Via)
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- Have you heard of HowItShouldHaveEnded.com? Basically they do Flash animated movies that depict entertaining alternate endings for various popular movies. They can be pretty hit-or-miss, but these new endings for Superman, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and Lord of the Rings are definite hits. (Via)
- Exceedingly odd, and indeed, even disturbing and surreal, live action reenactments of Mary Worth comic strips. (Via)
- The latest trailer for the new Bond movie is pretty darn fantastic. Here's hoping the film itself is as good... (Via)
Image Credit: Flickr user Phil~



The new 007 does look cool. Too bad Daniel Craig is a bit of a pussy.
A pussy?! I don't think so. He's got a hard, craggy face, and he got all buff for the role. I think he can pull it off. He was great as a scheming gangster in Layer Cake, too.
You obviously haven't been reading This Week in Celeb very closely, by dear co-editor! Daniel Craig couldn't drive 007's signature Aston Martin because he never learned to drive stick (he's Britsh, so that pretty much means he never learned to drive, period). He kept injuring himself while filming pretty basic action scenes (even losing a tooth or two at one point). And his dad—his DAD—had to come out and defend his manliness. That's something that's supposed to stop happening after, oh, third grade.
I miss Sean Connery. And he made his last Bond movie before I was born.