Elite -ist Is Locked Out

You know it's going to be a bad day when you arrive at the office before anyone else because you have an early morning conference call, and you realize you don't have your magnetic key to get you into the suite. And that the security guard doesn't have it. And that eventually, even though you arrived ten minutes early for your call, you're going to be fifteen minutes late for it, while three people try to let you in the building. The best thing about the -ist-a-verse? You can only get locked out if you forget your Movable Type password.

Austinist: And we remember when it was just a little slogan!

SFist: Our candidates are never this interesting!

Chicagoist: We've always wanted to go down one of those chutes!

Seattlest: We just like the picture.

Houstonist: We've always wanted to go up in a balloon!

Shanghaiist: Okay, we dug the alliteration, too. And the weird shoe thing.

Londonist: There is no "s" in arithmetic, Londonist.

Torontoist: Other countries - not, apparently, meaning ours.

LAist: After this, it's only a matter of time till the bagpipes emerge.

DCist: We just love when stupid people start talking. As long as it's not directly to us.

Gothamist: Further proof that men don't understand women's bodies at all.

We're operating on the wild assumption that the Hidden Key Rock pictured above won't blend in so well in a Center City office building.