Elite -ist has been swamped at our day job lately. And you know how it goes: you get busy, you get stressed, you don't get to spend time with your friends and family. So we haven't had a chance to check out things out across the -ist-a-verse in a couple of days. But we're back now—no promises about tomorrow. Work is hard.
Gothamist: We love this headline.
Austinist: Wow. Chong is... old.
SFist: Anybody else see that episode of Sports Night?
Bostonist: Gays, apparently, are fair game for vehicular manslaughter.
Seattlest: Hungry yet?
Chicagoist: What, you mean your mom wouldn't do the same for you?
Shanghaiist: Thousands of college students who can't afford much more than rice are suddenly very, very scared.
Houstonist: In Philadelphia, we'd call these people "moving targets."
Torontoist: The locations don't matter, but a picnic sounds like a great idea!
Londonist: Next to be auctioned off: fish boomerangs.
DCist cares about history.
LAist: How can people still care about Paris Hilton?
Gothamist: It's like that beer commercial. With violence.
Austnist: Not enough snakes or planes?
SFist: Not all notable personalities to come from San Francisco are the fun, flowers-in-your-hair kind.
Bostonist: So that's why they make little old ladies take their shoes off when they go through airport security!
Seattlest saw a movie on Thursday night. Guess which one.
Chicagoist: No, not that Michael Jackson.
Shanghaiist: We're guessing nobody in China can fit into Shaq's shoes.
Houstonist: See SPOT tic.
Torontoist: Wouldn't you want SEPTA swag, too?
Londonist: Too bad we weren't in London this past weekend...
DCist: Is anyone surprised by this?
LAist: This has nothing to do with LA. Or the greater -ist-a-verse. But goddamn if it didn't make us laugh our asses off.
Image via Southeast Missouri Hospital.

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