This Week in Celebrity...

...Ignorance: No, Gwyneth, you are American. You're not even really British. (Thanks to reader Katie—story at Blakademic.)

...Blind-siding: We definitely never saw this one coming. Nope. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Now, That's Just Cold: Paris Hilton needs to get over herself. We don't love Lindsay Lohan around here, but Jesus, she should not be making fun of other women's vaginas. (Via TMZ.)

...Stupid: Kate Moss, week two. (Via The Superficial.)

...Divorce: Kate Moss, Chris Robinson. Which leads us to the conclusion that celebrities only brag about their sex lives when their marriages are over. (Via People.)

...Absolutely Fucking Crazy: Paris Hilton loves her animals. Especially the dead and violent kind. (Thanks to Editor Jim—stories at Yahoo! and StarPulse.)

...Cock Teases: Alicia Keys is, apparently, worth it. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Proof: Photos of Suri! Or...are they? (Via The Superficial.)

...What's Your Damage, Heather? Winona Ryder has a little crush. (The headline has nothing to do with the story, we just like that particular Winona Ryder movie.) (Via I Don't Like You In That Way.)

...Awesome: Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are blunt. (Via Egotastic.)

...Engagements, Not: Jen and Vince are absolutely, positively, not engaged. Or are they? (Via People.)

...Even Awesomer: Now here's a movie we can't wait to see. (Via HollywoodReporter.com.)

Image via Blackademic.