Elite -ist Is Not Allergic to Dogs

On a recent trip to the allergist, Elite -ist was informed of something quite shocking: a dog allergy. But Elite -ist grew up with dogs! Elite -ist has never had a bad reaction around dogs! Besides...just look at the picture. How could you be allergic to something that adorable?

Sampaist: Our Portuguese isn't improving, but as long as Sampaist keeps posting adorable puppies—this time with a cute kid!—we'll keep posting their stories.

Chicagoist: Besides, who tries to rob a house in an ice cream truck?

SFist: But without flyers, how would the hipsters know where the shows are?

Houstonist: We totally love the idea of ninjas at Macy's!

Seattlest: How long before the public decency people make them paint over this?

Londonist: Umm...because they're both blonde?

Shanghaiist: Watch this. Trust us.

LAist: Dating is so complicated.

Torontoist: Happy birthday to our sister site to the north!

Gothamist: Boy George looks so normal. And chubby!

DCist: Hmm...we wonder why?