Elite -ist: Ineffectual Edition

We always start our weekends with these big plans, but by Monday morning we realize that we were lucky to get a load of laundry done. Woe is us -- but at least we're up-to-speed with our brother and sister -ists.

Austinist: That's obvious. Chuck Norris could build a suspension bridge with his own two hands overnight.

Sampaist: Who cares what this is about? It's got a cute puppy.

Bostonist: Umm...scary?

SFist: Miss us this weekend?

Chicagoist: We need us one of these.

Houstonist: They're heeeeeerrrrrrreeeeee.

Seattlest: It's official: conservative lobbyists are far less entertaining than liberal lobbyists.

Londonist: We were recently wondering what Patrick Swayze was up to these days. And now we know.

Shanghaiist: What about, like, rabies testing first?

LAist: Ummmm.... Yeah.

Torontoist: One more thing that wouldn't happen in Philly. Or America. Silly Canadians.

Miamist: Makes you wonder...where did Americans go on vacation for ganga forty-five years ago?

DCist wins the award for best French Revolution reference in the -ist-a-verse.

Gothamist: Wow, we were a fucked-up people a hundred years ago. No comment about today.

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