Elite -ist: Broken Elevator Edition

Elite -ist HQ was partly debilitated last week because for whatever reason, the elevator wouldn't stop on our floor. No worries, really -- we just took the elevator up a floor and walked down. Unfortunately, our elevator is now 100% broken, and all of the other inhabitants of our ten-story building are probably just as upset as we. On the bright side, there are no stairs on the information superhighway, and our -ist brethren are as good as down the hall, instead of up six very steep flights.

Miamist: Miami Vice might suck?

Austinist: There's a good idea for a bachelor party if we ever heard one!

SFist: Clearly, heterosexuals are an affront to Halloween.

Chicagoist: Mean people suck.

Shanghaiist doesn't know the plural to "cactus." Or the proper watering technique for said flora.

Houstonist: Mmmm.... Fecal matter!

Gothamist beat us to the pun!

Torontoist: When next Phillyist needs to raise a buck, we'll definitely consider this.

Londonist: We'd much rather see all bicycles sporting "how's my pedalling?" stickers.

DCist is totally on the same page as us.

LAist: Just when we thought it was maybe okay to someday think about liking Mel Gibson again...

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