Whiz of the Web: Wednesday Whiz-Up

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you.

• It's exceedingly bad, but we feel honor-bound to bring you this music video for "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)" by the band Cobra Starship, for reasons that should be obvious. (Via)
• Speaking of exceedingly bad music, shiver and groan at the horror that is apparently a real, official song from the Batman musical, "Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?" (mp3). But seriously, be prepared, it is truly and most completely awful in every way that a song can be awful. (Via)
• Everybody's favorite angsty teen Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen) and the most badass Jedi of them all (Sam L. Jackson) may be reunited soon in a movie about a boy who uses an amazing power to get revenge for the death of his mother. Umm...that sounds familiar. The movie's called Jumper, and this time the kid's power is teleporting. Jackson plays an NSA Agent trying to track him down. No word on who Christensen will play, but we're betting he'll either be the kid or Sam L.'s dumb young partner.
• Wired presents a how-to, DIY guide to hacking your life, and the technology in it. Hey, you can copy your music directly from your iPod to your computer! You just have to cheat a little bit...
• Oh, man. That is one awesome T-shirt. (Via)
• Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed! A handy resource for nerds. (Via)

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