Elite -ist: Goodbye, Pretty Weather

It was nice knowing you. With today forecast at 90°F and the rest of the week forecast for higher, we're forced to ask: "WTF?" But, as it appears the heatwave is worldwide, at least we won't be suffering alone. We have our -ists to keep us warm air-conditioned.

Austinist affirms what we've always said: no babies after 35!

Seattlest: Now why didn't we think of that?

LAist: Ain't nobody better mess with a blogger's laptop!

Bostonist: Way more interesting than powdered sugar donuts!

Shanghaiist: The Chinese government does not want you to learn.

Gothamist: Wouldn't it be even more interesting to have the muppets cameo on Law and Order?

Chicagoist: That makes the worstest of the worst of the summer jobs that Phillyist has held look totally exciting and stimulating.

Torontoist: This sounds like a really boring way to raise money for charity. But an air-conditioned one.

Houstonist: This fails to make any sense to us.

DCist: Fooled us!

Londonist: A city-wide version of Assassins? Looks fun. And dangerous.

Image is this week's forecast, via The Weather Channel.