Phillyist: Blogged Around Philly

Ayana

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:47:46 -0500

Anyone else notice a pattern with Goldman's posts?

Ombilic Des Limbes

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:17:22 -0500

On Tuesday, under the gigantic clothespin across from City Hall, I was doing a performance piece that involved parodying Italo-Fascist rhetoric (in gibberish), then Republican rhetoric (in... raging Republican Angluish). There was one passerby who seemed very inspired and completely oblivious to the fact that I was doing parody. He raised his fist into the air giddily in unison with me. Was that guy you, Goldman?... or just your neofascist soul-mate?

James Goldman

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:38:30 -0500

I just want to make clear that I am not racist. I'd be saying the same thing if Street was white, Asian, a blancmange from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, or anything else. In fact I think a blancmange from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda would most likely do a better job than Street. It is the individual and the content of his character, not the color of his skin.

James Goldman

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:32:00 -0500

No, not bitter. We need a second comming of Frank Rizzo. It is going to be a bit of a problem, since he is dead, but we don't need the corrupt SOB street and his corrupt minions running things, we need a head beating, ass kicking, guy to go in and do some good old fashioned policing, since this liberal touchy feely crap policing has gotten us in this current mess. So what, Rizzo beat the crap out of some skells, they deserved it, the city was safe and clean, so you really didn't care that he had a big ass expensive house in Chestnut Hill that you wondered where the hell he got the money for it from.

sachi

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:57:07 -0500

wow. someone is bitter.

James Goldman

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:03:08 -0500

Philadelphia's City Hall should be torn down for two main reasons: 1. It is a poorly maintained fugly butt ugly eyesore. 2. It represents a culture of corruption and malfesence of government officials which have used it as a temple for enriching their personal larder - present rouges gallery, I mean occupants, included. Also, security in the building is a joke. Osama Bin Laden could walk in there carring an ICBM and the fat lazy cop would not even look up from his box of doughnuts. Which brings us to the real doughunt theory - will the average corrupt, fat, lazy, incompentent, racist Philadelphia Police officer actually do anything if they see a crime or continue consuming the box of one dozen powdered doughnuts in their patrol car?