Phillyist has been suffering through an extreme bout of insomnia lately, which we mentioned to you last week. That, combined with our currently heavy workload, makes us lament the mere two days we get every weekend and kind of think about moving to France and joining up with our Parisian sister site. If only we spoke the language...

Austinist: Yikes! No thank you!

Sampaist: A public park in Brazil may soon give park-goers the opportunity to play Indiana Jones. Or Sean Connery in The Man Who Would be King.

Bostonist: As a point of fact, Ikea's mac-and-cheese is quite good.

SFist: The mayor of San Francisco doesn't dress very well. Or at least, very fashionably.

Chicagoist: If it's so cheap to make a movie in Canada, why is a movie called Quebec being filmed in Chicago? Huh?

Seattlest: Will Smith, however, has no reason to stump in Washington.

Houstonist: Can't afford that kind of island? Try this kind.

Shanghaiist: We'd imagine that the vocabulary for doggy matchmaking and for hip-hop matchmaking tends to be very similar.

Londonist: No word yet on whether any passengers aboard were, indeed, Teenage Dirtbags.

Torontoist: This should be the next phase for Philly street artists looking for new projects.

LAist: She may have been a ditz, but she looked damn good in that dress that she chose on Project Runway.

DCist: National Zoo to voters: "What are you talking about? Tigers can't kill you! They're just big friendly housecats...who weigh a couple hundred pounds and have really sharp claws and teeth..."

Gothamist: Can the magic HIV-immunity be transferred through urine? Because, if so, we wouldn't mind nearly as much. After all, urine is sterile.

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