Whiz of the Web: Tuesday Torpedoes

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

• Paul makes a good point, but...it's kind of distracting that he makes it as his Pee Wee Herman persona. We kind of half-expected him to do that silly laugh of his at the end, just to cap it off... (Via Mike)
• Check it out, fifty cartoons you can watch online for free! Yeah, they're Canadian cartoons, but try not to hold that against them. (Via)
• The Amazing Screw-On Head is a new animated sci-fi/action/comedy series on Sci-Fi Channel based on a comic book by Mike Mignola (that's the guy who created Hellboy, btw). It's described as a "hilarious send-up of Lovecraftian horror and steampunk adventure" in which the titular character is a bodyless head that's the top spy for Abraham Lincoln. It's also got a villain named Emperor Zombie, a machine gun-toting monkey, and the voice talents of Paul Giamatti, David Hyde Pierce, and Molly Shannon. We're not sure, but we think this cartoon was created for us. Follow the link to watch the 22-and-a-half-minute-long pilot episode, which is not quite as awesome as we'd hoped, but is very promising. And funny. (Via)