Elite -ist: Beware Extreme Heat

Our mother woke us up yesterday to warn us that Philly would be experiencing extreme heat (92+ degrees with high humidity). Fortunately, the life of a Phillyist is an indoor one: staying inside, with air conditioning, reading all of our sister sites.

Austinist: At least now we know what we'll be seeing on Fox next season.

Parisist: Bastille Day was Friday. At least we assume that's what this post is about.

Chicagoist: Target is nothing but a big disappointment.

Sampaist has a post in English. Who cares what it's about?

Houstonist: Ah, the irony!

SFist: Shows what we know. We didn't know that they didn't use the theme song.

Londonist: It's almost cute. In, like, a kinda creepy way.

Seattlest: Get born with a birth defect, behave like a douchebag for the rest of your life.

LAist: YouTube: The final frontier. For potheads.

Shanghaiist: Work has begun on Basic Instinct III: Insane Asian Woman Who Isn't Sharon Stone.

Miamist: Damn! We missed it!

Torontoist: Good thing we didn't discover this till Sunday night. Otherwise we really wouldn't have done anything this weekend.

Gothamist: This is more ridiculous than a jaywalking ticket. By a lot.

DCist: Mr. T is all, like, humble now.

Image from here.