This Week in Celebrity...

...False Appearances: Even the celebrities we think are moderately normal turn out not to be, sometimes. (Via People.)

...Nonsensical Cameos: Why clutter up your fictional movie with real-life characters if you're not re-making Forrest Gump? (Via THN.)

...Engagement: Funny how Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn never officially acknowledged their relationship, but now they're engaged, isn't it? (Via Yahoo!)

...Malicious Children: Coco Arquette wants the paparrazi to chase her mommy. Bet she'll be embarassed in about thirteen years! (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...City Mouse, Country Mouse: We're just picturing a remake of Deliverance starring KFed. (Via MSNBC.)

...Eating Disorders, Nonexistent: Keira Knightley is perfectly healthy. Seriously. Now leave her alone with her lettuce leaf. (Via Yahoo!)

...Hospitalizations: The Hoff and Deuce Bigelow were both hospitalized in the last week. Aren't you glad to know that? (Via The Superficial.)

...Complete and Utter Idiocy: Paris Hilton has a menagerie. (Via PR Inside.)

...Say It Ain't So! We're a little late on this one, but Gwynneth paltrow is getting ready to cut a record. Anyone who ever heard her single with Huey Lewis will know why this is a bad, bad idea. (Via The Hi-Heeled Hotties.)