Yo, Philly in the News

• Philly's cops have gotten a notorious thug off of the streets. The guy is a 20-year-old named Darryl English, and is charged with a whole list of fun stuff: "intimidating a witness, multiple counts of attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations." But we think his biggest offense is being known by the street name of "Pooh-Butt."
• Some warnings of criminal activities for you nice folks out there: First of all, if you're a pizza deliveryman, be careful! Another poor fellow in that line of work got robbed and shot during a delivery this weekend and is in critical condition. Second, be aware that a Philadelphia prison inmate escaped (this time for real; he wasn't just misplaced in the kitchen) from a work detail on Thursday afternoon near the Pennypack Creek (apparently swimming his way to freedom). He's probably not too dangerous, though; he was only serving a probation violation on a conviction for "unlawful taking" (which we thought was just called "stealing," but whatever). And finally, an armed (and very large) rapist is on the loose. Click through for a description, and call SVU at 215-685-3251 if you have any information.
• Philly police recently made a huge drug bust: $4.7 million in cocaine. The funny thing is, the event that ultimately led them to the huge bust was one foolish criminal throwing a kilo of cocaine out his window during a routine traffic stop, apparently in a misguided attempt to dump the stuff. D'oh! We bet his colleagues aren't exactly happy with him...

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