Fun around town, for $10 or less:
The Tell-Tale Heart: Grover Silcox performs Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart at Eastern State Pen (2124 Fairmount Ave). 5:30PM $10.
Opera on the Square: There's almost always music going on in Rittenhouse Square - but rarely is it opera. Tonight as part of the ongoing "America's Birthday" celebrations, you can enjoy an open air performance of arias from 6:30-8:30 PM in the park.
Music at Milkboy: Kyle Justin and Chris D'Esposito play Milkboy Coffee (2 E. Lancaster Ave) at 8:30 PM. $7
Puppet Karaoke: Just what the name says. $5 at The M-Room (15 W. Girard)
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Arias punctuated by thunder?
The fat lady singing in the rain?
Polluted water pounding down on and through widestretched lips emitting melody?
A wet T-shirt contest (for both the ladies and the big guys with bitch tits)?
And a wet crotch contest for the men?