Whiz of the Web: Wednesday Whiz-Up

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you.

• Ever seen a monkey riding a bull? Well, click here and you will have. You can thank us later.
• Chris's Invincible Super-Blog takes a break from comic-reviewing to do a little book-reviewing: Chuck Norris book-reviewing! ISB's hilarious, hand-illustrated summary of Chuck Norris's new Civil War novel The Justice Riders, starring Ezra Justice, is something you really have to read for yourself.
• In Japan, you can buy pretty much anything you can think of out of a vending machine, a fact which has made us highly envious for some time now. Thankfully, those crazy Japanese vending machines appear to finally be making their way to the US - in this case, it's the Sony Access, a machine that sells, amongst other things, PSPs and blank DVDs. Sweet! Sadly, we'll have to wait a bit longer for them to make it to the East Coast; the machines are so far only available in malls in Atlanta, Boulder, and Santa Rosa. Sigh. So close, and yet so far!