Elite -ist: The Gang's All Here

Ladies and gentlemen, for the second time ever (or first, if you consider the newness of Sampaist), we present you with all the -ists that aren't us.

Parisist: Not all lesbians, apparently, like to be licked.

Austinist: President Bush's nephew loves the beer. And the ladies. And the dudes who look (with enough beer) like ladies.

DCist wants a Pope hat.

Miamist: When we hear the words "sting" and "rap" in the same sentence, this is definitely not the thing we're thinking of.

Sampaist: São Paulo has some pretty awesome graffiti.

Bostonist: Good answer, stupid question.

SFist: We don't get it, but we love it.

Chicagoist: We don't like lawn ornaments either, but... seriously?

Shanghaiist: Women!

Houstonist: And the saga continues. Can anybody say "Lifetime Movie of the Week," circa 2028?

Seattlest: Yes, but isn't it too big for marching band?

Londonist: Broadway ain't got nothin' on this.

Torontoist has some great pictures from Toronto Pride Weekend. This is just one of them.

Gothamist: Would Cujo have been as scary with a fluffy kitten?

LAist gives Nacho Libre an A-, but seems way more concerned with the theatre than the film.

Original image via Parisist