This Week in Celebrity...

...Insanity: Connie Chung might just be crazy. The best part is where she gets off the piano and grunts like it really takes effort. (We first saw it on The Colbert Report, but the video is hosted on YouTube and embedded above.

...Street Cred: Lindsay Lohan is a thug. (Via The Superficial.) Or maybe Sean Combs is just a bully. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Movies Scenes Happening in Real Life: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan had an honest-to-god dance-off. No word yet on who represented the Jets and who represented the Sharks. (Via People.)

...Great Magazine Layouts: Look at this picture of Jessica Simpson. Carefully. Then look at the label next to her head. And ask yourself: do any of them happen to be chicken or tunafish? (Via Just Jared.)

...Power: Tom Cruise is the most powerful man in the entertainment industry. If you're crazy enough, people fear you and give you power. (Via The Hi-Heeled Hotties.)

...Pregnancy: Seal knocked Heidi Klum up again. (Via ABC News.)

...Legal Troubles: Kate Moss won't be going to jail. Today. (Via The Superficial.)

...Free Beer: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban don't hate the press. They just want to get them drunk. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)