Garfield might not be funny anymore, but he never liked Mondays, and neither do we. At least we've got our sister sites to keep us going!

Austinist: We're not sure if this will also hold true in Philly, but thank god for the Italian Market if it is.

SFist: Oh, those crazy politicians!

Bostonist: Sox fans, take note: you are now expected to have better manners.

Shanghaiist: Confucius say: You're gonna need a blood test to prove that one. Biotch.

Chicagoist: Michael Jordan is just a little bit of a traitor.

Seattlest does not find you funny.

Houstonsit: They may take our lives, but they'll never take... our bagpipes! Oh, wait...

DCist: You mean interns don't get paid sixty grand plus benefits?

LAist: We don't really get the name.

Gothamist: Surprise! David Blaine is a tool!

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