This Week in Celebrity...

...Gifts from God: Scarlett Johansson has a great rack. (Via The Sun UK.)

...Plagiarism: It's like George Harrison with "My Sweet Lord" all over again. Only, more accurate. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Bitchiness: If Paris Hilton were any more of a bitch, she'd need a collar. Oh, snap! (Via The Superficial.)

...Heartache: Mandy Moore and Zach Braff might just have broken up. (Via Us Weekly.)

...Causes: Daryl Hannah is tree people. (Via People.)

...Ex-Lezzies: Britney Spears and Madonna won't be making out at any more awards shows in the future. (Via MSNBC.)

...Scientology: Jenna Elfman is a little bit crazy. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Nuisance Complaints: Britney Spears is making Mel Gibson leave the neighborhood. (Via News.com.)

Image via The Sun UK