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Mon, 03 Jul 2006 21:14:08 -0500

Totally perverse? Jill, when we were discussing food, didn't I shock you and disgust you something like twenty times within ten minutes?.... (Which raises the question: can vomit be a decent lubricant? I doubt it. Though it may depend on the vomit: if what you're vomitting happens to the lube you've inadvertently gulped down because of your messy eating habits....) Or perhaps you were just being polite. (I don't think I even told you about the still-pulsating cobra heart (the cobra is taken out of his container, sprawled out and pinned down with sdicks, then has his heart cut out in front of you, and you swallow it whole, feel it going down your throat still throbbing with energy as it goes down slick with the blood of a venomous snake (yet it's perfectly safe---all the venom's in the glands in the mouth, which wet the fangs and the lethal projectile spittle (I wonder if it's hot? they're cold-blooded, but don't poisons usually burn? or do they---well, especially if they hit you in the eye...)---traditional etiquette dictates that you swallow it whole, but you can tongue it a little, move it around in your mouth, to get the taste of it---some people may have nibble a bit, chew through the violently contracting muscles and the blood---whichever way it gets done, it must be an amazing feeling. I've seen it happen, but only on television. (I used to be afraid of cobras---ever since I was two and I saw a snake in my parents' backyard and I could have sworn it had a hood and it was flicking its tongue out and wiggling in my direction and I dropped a large brick on its head and ran screaming across the wet long grass back into the house where my father laughed at me and complimented me on being a killer. Then (atheist gambler he is) he drank another beer for St. Patty.)

Jill

Wed, 07 Jun 2006 16:40:37 -0500

That's me. Totally perverse. Glad you enjoyed.

Billd

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 20:27:10 -0500

That site is truly hilarious. Thanks for posting this. BTW -- publishing this in the food section is a truly perverse joke indeed.

Phillyist: Foodsday Tuesday: What Happens After You Eat

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Jill

Billd