Elite -ist: Ready to Load the UHaul

All our bags are packed, we're ready to go. We're not leaving on a jet plane, but by this time next week, we should be completely settled in the new Chez Phillyist. But we couldn't load the UHaul without updating you on all the good stuff our sister sites have been up to.

Parisist: Our deciphering of cognates indicates that Parisist has ten reasons for you to see The Da Vinci Code.

Austinist: naked makes some people squirm.

LAist: Prince Albert of Monaco is a bit of a whore.

Chicagoist: Mayor Daley is, well, silly.

Torontoist: TTC employees might like the ladies as much as SEPTA employees, but they're not nearly as skeevy about it.

Seattlest: George W. Bush knows science.

Houstonist: This makes us really happy.

DCist: Typos amuse us. Especially typos like that.

Londonist: It took us way, way too long to figure out what that photo was of.

Miamist: Lisa Turtle is not a cokehead.

Gothamist: Fresh on the heels of our column on public obscenity, Gothamist informs us that you can't actually get fired for it. If you didn't mean it.

Bostonist: We want one of these.

Image: What we hope doesn't happen to our UHaul, via ChristusVictorDisasterResponse.org.