This Week (and Last!) in Celebrity...

...Philadelphia Recognition: Jodie Foster, Phillyist's graduation speaker, actually gave quite a good speech, and what you can't hear in the clip is all the Penn grads singing along with her. Superficial, you disappoint us. (Via The Superficial)

...Reconciliation: Martha Stewart and theDonald seem to have made up because she sent his new baby a gift. Thus proving that you can be rich and still need people to buy you things to make you feel fulfilled. (Via MSNBC)

...Bullying: Tommy Hilfiger picked a fight with Axl Rose. If you're trying to prove your manhood, maybe don't do it with someone with a couple of assault arrests under his belt, Tommy. (Via Yahoo)

...Bad Baby Names: Penn Jillette and his wife named their newborn son Zolten. (Bear in mind that his daughter is named Moxie Crimefighter.) Geri Halliwell named her daughter Bluebell Madonna. In twenty years, will there be support groups for poorly-named children of celebrities? (Via E! Online.)

...Less-Bad Baby Names: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie gave birth to Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. That's a lot of names, but they're not too mockable. (Via Yahoo)

...STDs: Meanwhile, baby Shiloh was delivered via C-Section. While most sources say that's because the baby was in breach, one source reports it's because of Mama Jolie's herpes. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Goodbyes: Katie Couric filmed her last Today Show this morning. (Via The New York Times)

...Rude Awakenings: Katie Holmes just might be coming to her senses. (Via MSNBC)

...Makeover: Seriously? That's Kevin Federline? (Oh wait -- once he opens his mouth, you know it is.) (Via Us Weekly)

...Religious Confusion: We seriously doubt that crosses go well with Kabbalistic teaching, Madonna. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Disappointment: It looks like Marie Antoinette may suck. But then, you've got to consider what country it was getting booed in. (Via The BBC)

...Lesbianism: Batwoman is back. And gay. (Via The New York Daily News)

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