Whiz of the Web: Tuesday Torpedoes

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

• It doesn't make the least bit of sense, but it's still totally hilarious.
• Check out this straight-up, incredibly unsubtle animated propaganda film starring Donald Duck, circa 1943. The message: spend your money on paying your taxes, because pretty much anything else you might spend it on is funding Hitler! Ah, for the good old days... (Via)
• Movies rated based on how realistically they portray physics. Genius! (Scroll to the top of the page for definitions of each of the ratings.) Perhaps unsurprisingly, the #1 Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics Classic is the wretched and utterly unbelievable The Core. (Via)
• Thank the movie gods: Grind House is still on. Whew!
• A while back we linked to video of a cut scene from Star Wars; now we bring you a pretty comprehensive-looking list of all the scenes cut out from Star Wars, ever. The site also has lists of all scenes cut from all the other SW movies, too. Impressive. Most impressive. (Via)
• Why are we linking to another Superman Returns trailer? Well...because it has a second or two of new footage that we didn't see before in the eighteen other trailers. Plus, it's pretty cool. Have we mentioned that we're looking forward to this movie? (Via)

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