Elite -ist: Stuck-for-a-Title Edition

We try, we try hard, but sometimes, we just can't come up with a headline. And so we'll save the commentary for later and just leave you with the other -ists.

Austinist: Austin has a new green screen. John Walsh may or may not piss on it.

Bostonist: It's amazing how effective a moustache can be when attempting to go incognito.

Houstonist: What? We leave suitcases full of money in our cars all the time!

Miamist: Volcanoes are right up there on the list of things that really scare Phillyist. We're glad we were nowhere near.

Londonist: If there was ever a candidate for amnesty...

Chicagoist: But with a logical color-coding system, how is SNL supposed to be able to make fun of you?

Shanghaiist: We're against the idea of, but totally qualified for, this job.

Gothamist: This is really comforting. We're just not sure when the next hurricane is scheduled to hit Manhattan.

Seattlest: We seriously doubt Uncle Sam would really say those things.

DCist: Yipes! If we'd known how much librarians can make, we'd have considered a degree in library sciences!

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