Yo, Philly in the News: We're One Classy Town Edition

- Hungry? Free this weekend? Someone on Craigslist is looking to stage a fast-food eating contest - the very notion of which makes our stomach churn. For participating, you get a DVD rememberance of yourself chowing down. Umm..yum?

- In case you had any doubt before, this week has been a good reminder that we Philly women are not to be trifled with. First the cleaver to the head incident, and now a local woman, believing her husband to be unfaithful, ripped his scrotum off with her bare hands (via PWD).

- Porn star Ron Jeremy is coming to town on May 24th to host a "pimp and ho" contest at Tiki Bob's Cantina. Just...wow.

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