This Week in Celebrity...

...Engagement: Nicole Kidman is engaged. We wish her best luck and happy endings, especially considering her last marriage. (Via The Superficial)

...Finales: Will and Grace ends tonight. Don't forget your tissues -- it'll probably be a tear-jerker! (Via E! Online)

...Golddigging: Heather Mills is divorcing Sir Paul McCartney. And there is no pre-nup. (Via People)

...Yawn: Nobody likes Lindsay Lohan, K-Fed, Paris Hilton, or Star Jones. Shocking! (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Stupid: Britney Spears is up to her baby-endangering ways again! This is why eugenics might not have been such a bad idea. (Via The Superficial)

...Secrets: Isaac Hayes and his wife have just announced the birth of their son. Only, he was born over a month ago, and we're only just hearing. Seems kind of fishy to us. (Via People)

...D'oh! Paris Hilton is a big idiot. Again. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Classlessness: O.J. Simpson just gets skeevier by the year. (Via The Superficial)

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