...Medical Drama: Keith Richards is recovering just fine from the brain surgery he had to remove a blood clot from his brain. Of course, Keith Richards would survive a nuclear holocaust, so nobody should be particularly surprised. (Via People)

...Surprise: Nobody likes Tom Cruise anymore. (Via The Chicago Tribune)

...Masturbation: Halle Berry and Bruce Willis are making a movie together that requires a sex scene between their two characters. But good ol' Brucie has been too busy to shoot it -- so Halle had to do the scene herself; Bruce will be CGI-ed in later. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Overcompensation: Tom Cruise is miraculously taller. (Via The Superficial)

...Old News: Britney Spears has finally admitted that she's pregnant -- weeks after her "people" already confirmed the rumors. (Via MTV.com)

...Stupid: David Blaine wants to try holding his breath again. You know, when you die, you stop breathing. Maybe that'll do the trick. (Via People)

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