Elite -ist: Busy Busy

It's gorgeous outside, but we're too busy to enjoy it much. We're just glad that we don't have a car, so we have to walk between all of our errands. We're also glad for all of our other sister -ists -- they provide a nice distraction when we're not feeling much like work!

Austinist: Today is International Respect for Chickens Day. So think very carefully before you listen to the giant cows on the billboards.

Houstonist: We'd like to thank the internets for making us unbelievably paranoid.

Torontoist: Umm, is that a real question?

LAist: My but people are clever!

Gothamist: We've said it before and we'll say it again: kids these days!

SFist: Karma?

Chicagoist: It's almost worth bidding on.

Shanghaiist: It's almost exactly the opposite of a mail order bride.

Bostonist: The Yankees are totally gay.

Seattlest: Now, if someone could actually run our lives, rather than just our errands, by proxy.

Londonist: The London Zoo might have discovered the missing link. And it doesn't like mustard.

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