Elite -ist: Running Late Edition

Because sometimes, life gets in the way...

DCist: No, thank you.

Miamist: This answers a question we've had for a long time.

Gothamist: We just can't help but think about South Park.

Austinist: First she gets published before us. Then she gets to be national news before us. We hope that bitch fries. (Just kidding. Really.)

LAist: They make it seem so tempting!

Seattlest: We don't get it.

Chicagoist: One more way that life is becoming like NASCAR.

Shanghaiist: One more step keeping us from our M:I:3 bootleg!

Bostonist: He should come to Philly and start one here. It's kinda awesome.

SFist is totally stalking their mayor.

Houstonist: The apocalypse must be on its way. The Supreme Court decided in favor of Anna Nicole Smith.

Torontoist: Um, ew.

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