Yo, Philly in the News

- A local Y is in danger of closing its doors due to financial problems. Several employees, determined to keep it open, have gone without pay for the past six weeks. That's real dedication. Philly wouldn't work without pay for six minutes.

- Kids say the darndest things. Just ask Sarina Gillis, whose five year old son told his teacher, "Mommy's weed is in my bag." (via)

- Phillyist always knew there was a reason to look askew at neighboring state New Jersey; they've let mime training infiltrate their high schools. Mimes! The horror!

- Maybe Phillyist is a just a pervy, 14-year old boy at heart, but we didn't expect the headline: "TNA Officially Announces Hardcore War to be about wrestling. At least, not the kind of wrestling they're talking about.

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