Elite -ist: Paranoia Edition

Things have been going too well for too long now. Something's gotta give eventually. We're convinced that if Philly had a tram like the Roosevelt Island tram in NYC, that's what'd be giving. Meanwhile, we're watching our backs. And our sister -ists.

Gothamist: And, this still scares us.

SFist: It's worth clicking just to see the photograph.

Chicagoist: Stupid criminals are fun to read about.

Miamist: They forgot to mention: sharks just want someone to cuddle with!

Londonist: We only kinda get this -- but hey look! YouTube looks different!

DCist: Philly needs these too.

Shanghaiist: We wish there was one of these in Philly. Then maybe those frat parties would end before six a.m. Sheesh!

LAist: Kathy Griffin is a cold-hearted bitch. Allegedly.

Houstonist: We repeat; we love us a dumb crook story!

Seattlest: Next time Phillyist wants to prove a point, we're totally wearing a bear suit.

Photograph of tram carrying many people during the transit strike from Dan Dickinson on Flickr, via Gothamist