Elite -ist: We Wish We Were Outside

But, since we're not, here's what our sister -ists are up to:

LAist: "Now I feel squeaky clean!"

SFist: 100 years ago yesterday, something happened in San Francisco. Its anniversary doesn't seem to have fared much better.

Miamist: Well, then what would be something they'd find surprising?

Chicagoist: Walmart cares.

Shanghaiist: We guess it could be worse, if you were looking very "summary." (Oy, sorry for the pun.)

Austinist explains that holiday that Phillyist wouldn't condone (our mothers simply wouldn't approve).

DCist also has this to say about 4/20.

Seattlest: We actually like the music selection here, Seattlest. Sheesh!

Bostonist: Trains don't kill people. Bad drivers kill people.

Houstonist: Continental Airlines likes puppies.

Londonist is punny.

Image Credit: Dermatology UK