Elite -ist: The Virus Edition

Elite -ist has been spending an exorbitant amount of time at her computer lately, so it stands to reason that her Mac got a virus, and she doesn't have any virus scanning software, because she figured her Mac was practically impervious to viruses. She thought wrong, but at least her internet is working, so she can check up on the other -ists!

SFist: Yes, but how did the doll get pregnant in the first place?

LAist: Anybody else think that it's strangely coincidental that M:i:III is opening about a week after Katie's expected due date?

Austinist: One reason why Austin would like to be kept weird.

DCist: Suddenly, the music to a thousand memes is stuck in our heads.

Londonist: This makes about as much sense as having two Starbucks across the street from each other.

Chicagoist: God-versus-hog.

Miamist: We think he should have kept his head on. His aim might have been worse, but his anonymity would have been much better.

Gothamist: Now, that's just nasty.

Seattlest: "ROUSes? I don't believe they exist."

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