This Week in Celebrity Britney and K-Fed...

Lots of celebrity news, but three couples keep popping up. And since we don't really approve of condensed couple names (Tomkat, Brangelina), we're bringing you "This Week in Britney and K-Fed..."*

...Awesome: The media has apologized to K-Fed. Sorta. (Via AOL Video)

...Accidentally Hilarious: K-Fed prefers buttercream icing, thank you very much. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Child Endangerment: Child Welfare paid a visit to the Spears/Federline household this week after it was reported that Sean Preston was dropped on his head. Meanwhile, anybody wonder how two rednecks could come up with the name Sean Preston? (Via People)

...Ewwww: Remember that Britney Spears statue? Here's a NSFW rear view. (Via The Superficial)

...Unoriginality: And speaking of that statue... (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Philandering: It should come as no surprise to anyone BUT Britney Spears that K-Fed is going to start looking elsewhere, and soon. (Via The Bosh)

...Surprise! Britney Spears is no longer sexy. (Via The Deadbolt)

...Wannabe: With Britney Spears chubby and all, Paris Hilton is the natural successor to the singing-in-my-lingerie throne. (Via The Superficial)

*Of course, if you can come up with a good hybrid name, we're all ears. Leave us a comment!

Photo, oddly enough, via About.Com's Dating and Relationships Page.