Whiz of the Web: Monday Meat Slices

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment.

• Simpsons movie trailer! Do we have to say anything else? There's finally going to be a Simpsons movie, and the trailer is beyond the link. Go and download it already! Admittedly, it's just a teaser, and it isn't even really that great. But whatever. Simpsons movie! (Via)
• We've all heard the rumors about cell phones giving you cancer, but so far no study has succeeded in showing any link between tumors and phone use. That is, until now:

  Kjell Mild, who led the study, said the figures meant that heavy users of mobile phones, for instance of [those] who make mobile phone calls for 2,000 hours or more in their life, had a 240 percent increased risk for a malignant tumor on the side of the head the phone is used.

  Eek. Pretty scary stuff, especially for those of us who use the cell as their primary phone. And who keep it in our pants at all times. (Via)
• Remote-controlled humanoid robot wrestling! As with the Simpsons movie trailer link, above, we don't feel we need to say anything else about this. Just watch and enjoy. (Via)