Elite -ist: The Carpal Tunnel Edition

Phillyist has spent most of the last, oh, let's call it four days, sitting at the computer. We're sore, we're tired, and the chair seems indelibly imprinted with butt. BUT, we couldn't get up without telling you what our sister sites have been up to since Friday! And now, we stretch...

Torontoist: Umm, how gross does this sound?

Austinist points us toward somethng truly outstanding in their morning news round-up.

SFist: Something about this story is fishy. And it's probably not the ocean part.

Miamist: Wow. Phillyist is glad there's someone out there to think up this stuff so we don't have to.

Houstonist: The RIAA is made of a bunch of big crybabies.

Bostonist: If it made us laugh out loud, it's worth passing on to you.

Shanghaiist: We doubt eBay would have allowed this post to stay up.

Londonist: London's mayor is bitter. Also, zombie school girls are hot.

Chicagoist: And all we can think of is the old SNL skits.

Seattlest hates inflation.

LAist: We're adding "the movie industry" to our ever-expanding list of "people who hate on Macs."

Gothamist: We've had nightmares that went something like this.

DCist: Kids these days! Sheesh!

Image from (where else?) CarpalTunnel.com.