Elite -ist: The Nuptial Edition

It seems love is in the air for our fellow -ists. Not so much for us, but we're raising a glass of champagne anyway! We wish all the new couples sunny skies and happy lives. Now, here's a picture of something less than that:

Austinist: When it's not getting you wet, rain can be pretty, too!

DCist: Well, with statehood clearly still a ways off, we're glad D.C. has something to laugh about!

Gothamist: This Phillyist editor knows good editing when she sees it.

Miamist: Never smile at a crocodile. And never open your door to an eight-foot alligator.

SFist: It makes us sad when people tie doggies to parking meters, too!

Bostonist: Steven Tyler is apparently recovering well enough from his recent throat surgery to take a trip to Boston.

Shanghaiist: Dancing ninjas!

Chicagoist: Crooks in Chicago are clearly a different breed.

Seattlest: The FBI does not want you to read this blog.

LAist: "She made $10/hour to lie around in her underwear. Sounds like blogging, only more lucrative."

Houstonist: Bet that Nintendo tattoo looks less cool now, eh, officer?

Torontoist: Umm, somebody made an LOTR musical? And didn't tell us?

Londonist: Do you Sudoku?

Image via Austinist