This Week in Celebrity...

...Mischief: Utah Jazz player Carlos Boozer (we're refraining from making a joke about his name) has filed a complaint against Prince, who is currently renting Boozer's Southern California home. The Artist, or somebody employed by him, made "unauthorized home improvements" in the form of purple stripes and other decorations (including Prince's symbol and "3121," the name of his new album.) Oh, Dave Chappelle, where are you and why aren't you making fun of this? (Via Fox Sports, with photos courtesy of What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Wimp: New Bond to media: "My dad can beat up your dad." (Via The Superficial.)

...Health: Steven Tyler is "scheduled to undergo throat surgery this week to treat an undisclosed health problem." Our guess is cancer, but we didn't know you could get throat cancer from heroin. (Via E! Online.)

...Life Imitates Art: While Star Jones Reynolds was in the hospital recovering from a breast lift (we know, it was needed), her husband, Al Reynolds, slipped at the gym and had to go to the ER. It's kind of like that episode of Grey's Anatomy where Bailey was giving birth, and her husband got into an accident en route to the hospital... (Via ABC News.)

...Pathetic: Donald Trump is a dad. Again. And he had this to say: "I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young." Donald Trump is a sad, sad man. (Via The Philadelphia Daily News.)

...Paternity: Kevin's going to be a dad. Must've been cheating on Winnie. Will we soon seeing him sporting one of those "Wonder Dad" t-shirts? (Ba dum ching.) (Via MSNBC.)

...Liar Liar Pants on Fire: Isaac Hayes says he didn't quite South Park. Of course, Chef was killed off in last night's episode, so who really knows? (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Tastes Like Chicken: Mike Tyson just shelled out $275,000 for biting someone else. (Via The Superficial.)

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