Elite -ist: Slow Wednesday

Whether it's true or not, Phillyist has named today an official slow news day. Many of our -ist brethren seem to agree.

SFist: Anybody else surprised Katie Holmes hasn't popped that baby out yet?

Austinist: One of the occupational hazards of being a performance poet is, apparently, getting fired from Apple Computers.

LAist: Only in California...

Seattlest: Umm... Is that a urinal?

Gothamist: Exactly how a coyote was able to travel from Westchester County to Central Park is beyond us.

Bostonist doesn't much care for the Yankees.

Chicagoist: Big Brother is watching you, by associating your fingerprints with your bank account.

Londonist: Beware the Mole People!

Shanghaiist wants to protect kitties.

Houstonist: And speaking of animal cruelty (or not)...

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