Elite -ist: Still Hungover from the Weekend Edition

Between NCAA basketball and liquors of the Irish sort, we're sure it's been one helluva weekend for all of you. Here's what our sister sites have been up to since we left you on Friday.

Shanghaiist: Here's a great idea: let's have Mike Tyson, a convicted sex offender, sponsor a club called "Snatch."

Gothamist: This is so, so much more compelling than the graffiti in the Penn Library's bathroom debating what makes a JAP.

Seattlest is also trying to find a theme song. They're copycats, and we're telling DCist! (And then maybe we'll do a poll of our own!)

Miamist: Actually, if we were landing a plane, we'd prefer to hear the Mendelsohn 12" Remix of Soft Cell's "Tainted Love." Why aren't there any 80s New Wave pirated stations, anyway?

Londonist shows us an ad that might even make some Craigslist users blush.

LAist: If we'd known about this, the entire Phillyist staff would have been running the LA Marathon this weekend.

Parisist has art. And art is a universal language.

Torontoist: Lonely? Headed to Toronto soon? Torontoist wants to help you meet that special someone while you're there.

DCist has declared its official theme song. As proud pseudo-indie rockers, Phillyist approves.

Austinist: Some words just sound dirty.

Chicagoist turns a little School House Rock on us. (It's about primary elections, not how to make a bill, but we dig it whenever someone uses cute illustrations to talk about civics!)

Image via Shanghaiist