http://phillyist.com/2006/02/27/monday_manners_2.php All comments for Monday Manners: The Aubade en-us 2009 MikeMuller Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:15:29 -0500 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss redmullersox@yahoo.com redmullersox@yahoo.com 60 http://phillyist.com/2006/02/27/monday_manners_2.php#comment-207585 http://phillyist.com/2006/02/27/monday_manners_2.php#comment-207585 Comments Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:31:19 -0500 <p>You could add: if you're a guest (and especially if you've mentioned your stint in an insane asylum), please don't assume you have full run of the other person's apartment. Lying in bed and thinking, "Oh god, what the hell is she doing out there?" as various noises issue from the other rooms can be sort of unpleasant. (And it's not a very polite way to persuade your host to get up. Oral sex is often much better... and far far more polite.) Oh: and don't casually declare yourself the other person's soulmate. ("The soul is the prison of the body.")</p>