Cruisin' on Land

Does your heart long for the sea while waves make your innards shudder? Well, if you can stomach sketch comedy without the Dramamine, Comic Energy might have a cure for the winter blahs. Cruise to Nowhere is a landlocked evening of cruise ship-themed sketch comedy, chock full of TV parodies and promising "a life-like atmosphere of an authentic cruise to the Caribbean."

Phillyist hasn't seen the show, so we don't know if it will be funny. However, we have cruised the Caribbean, and we can tell you that with enough rum, you won't care one way or another.

Cruise to Nowhere

February 17th at Ulana's (2nd & Bainbridge Streets)
February 23rd - 25th at The Shubin Theater (4th & Bainbridge)
$14 ($20 per couple)
Tickets and showtimes

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