Freak Out, It's David Schwimmer

Obsessive Friends fans who live in Philadelphia: your dream has come true. "That guy who played Ross," sometimes known as David Schwimmer, will be in town this weekend. Conveniently enough (and having nothing to do with press at all), Schwimmer's new film, Duane Hopwood, is opening at the Ritz Five this weekend.

The film was written and directed by Philadelphia native Matt Mulhern, and it's set in that dirty little brother of ours that we call New Jersey.

Schwimmer will appear at the Ritz Five on Friday and Saturday night after each night's 7:15 and 9:45 p.m. screenings for question and answer sessions. So, if you've been dying to ask Mr. Schwimmer how many gallons of hair gel he uses each month, now's your chance. Don't snooze on it.

You remember that Simpsons episode: don't make Schwimmer your Mr. T. Because, really, you have no shot in hell to travel in space. The Simpsons is only a TV show, you dreamer.