Ask Phillial: Because You're Not a Perfect Person

We don't like Hoobastank, but we know the song: "I'm not a perfect person." The song is wrong, though. When we sing it at drunk staff meetings, we change it to: "You're not a perfect person." And you're not. But that's OK. We're here to help.

Our Love and Sex expert (we'd call her our Love and Sexpert, but then
we'd lose her respect), Jessica Haralson, wants to help. Why? Well, the reason is you. She loves our readers. She likes talking about love and sex. She even has a column about it, which makes her an authority around these parts.

So, bring her your troubles, your queries, your huddled masses. We
can't guarantee that your question will make it to Phillyist, or that you'll get a reply, but we all need a shoulder to cry on, even if the head on those shoulders won't acknowledge you.

Ask Phillial will run twice a month. Please contact Jessica with your questions. It's an open forum, but don't be rude: we will hand out demerits. Or Hoobastank albums. We're not sure which is worse.